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  • crees!
    Jul 26, 02:28 PM
    I still don't have a desire to touch my LCD screen

    Unless they can figure something out where that doesn't happen, I'm not impressed.
    When this is released you'll be touching it like a sick middle-aged bastard drooling over on screen images of kiddieporn.





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  • mc68k
    Oct 26, 01:34 PM
    wow 27 mins is great!

    at that rate it could complete a unit in as little as 1.9 days! the MP im using takes 3+





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  • tazinlwfl
    May 3, 07:36 AM
    This might be the time to buy a new iMac... finally :D

    Really impressed with the specs and price point on these. Can't wait to see all of the options.





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  • maturola
    Apr 14, 09:31 AM
    "iX" = "Ix", which is the nickname for the character Ford Prefect in the book "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".

    Obviously, the new Apple device is either a digital watch or a towel.

    Here is your answer!,,, no really a mastery :eek:





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  • rmhop81
    Apr 26, 01:58 PM
    Wow...are you really that narrowminded?

    I'm not for one minute, nor did I ever say that Amazons cloud is invincible. The point I was making was that if Apple plan on using 1 datacenter, they will not only make the service unusable outside the US, but also make it pretty unreliable. The Amazon outage was the first since 2008 and was caused by a network glitch. Not exactly your run of the mill outage.

    Either way, Amazons cloud will outperform Apple's, period end of story. You'd have to be a pretty delusional fanboy to think that Apple would have the upper hand in this market. :rolleyes:

    LOL you didn't even know about the outage until i posted a link. now it was just some tiny network glitch that wasn't the run of the mill ;)

    did i ever say apple's was gonna be the biggest and the baddest? the funny thing is....i use amazon vod all the time on my roku....so naw, i'm not really an apple fanboy but thanks for assuming.





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  • Hans Brix
    May 1, 11:21 PM
    It's about time.





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  • Snowy_River
    Jul 12, 06:54 PM
    I understand what you are saying but are you really going to call "Vi" a pro app for word processing and say that it fully replaces Word. You can use any app as a tool to create a professional product.

    If Vi is being used by a professional to produce a professional product, then, yes, I'd call it a professional application. As far as being able to completely replace Word, well if the professional in question was able to stop using Word, then apparently it was able to completely replace Word for that professional.

    Apple labels iWork as a "consumer level" app. not me.

    Show me where Apple calls Pages a consumer app (http://www.apple.com/iwork/pages/).

    My definition of a "Pro level" app is one that has industry maturity, is excepted as standard industry wide, has many many features which allow it to be versatile and is useful in a variety of professional industries. It probably isn't the easiest app to use because it isn't focused to just one industry.

    Your definition of a "professional" app seems mighty arbitrary, even to the extent of excluding most applications that exist. Specialized databases that are designed for a specific industry wouldn't meet your definition. Computer-Aided-Machining (CAM) software (which is only useful in one industry) wouldn't meet your definition. I could go on, but I think you get my point.

    I would bet you that not .1% of printshops, publishers, lawyers, engineers, etc. even know what a .pages file is let alone are they working with it daily.

    So now you're adding another level of definition to what it takes to be a "professional" app? Some percentage of people have to know about it? And where do you draw the line? Gee, I guess this means that any start-up company trying to produce a new professional application is doomed because how can they ever reach this percentage upon the release so their product can be considered "professional"? :rolleyes:

    I come back to my point. I think the simplest definition of a "professional" app is an app that is being used by a professional to produce a professional product. Any other definition falls short of the mark, IMO.





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  • cwir
    Apr 14, 02:55 PM
    what's about battery drain ? anybody noticed something ?





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  • -aggie-
    Apr 30, 10:14 PM
    Which is why the real party begins after we know you are gone. When the kids are away, the adults will play. ;)

    Lap dances FTW.





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  • saving107
    Apr 13, 09:11 PM
    I saw one in the wild.

    Employee at an AT&T store in Charlotte, NC had one last week when I stopped in to purchase a car charger. He said they are probably going to be out soon, but mentioned that he is having problems with the proximity sensor. he said the screen display is staying on when he is on calls and that his cheek/ear are activating display controls. Could it be an issue with the bright white reflecting too much light into the sensor?

    It could be a bad mod job, I doubt some random AT&T employee got a hold of an actual White iPhone 4.





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  • maclaptop
    Apr 12, 11:18 AM
    TheRegister seems to reckon it's not due until 2012

    This would be truly great news!





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  • AtHomeBoy_2000
    Jul 21, 12:33 PM
    "my church's mac conversion". your church needs converting? :p
    LOL! Shoosh you!
    I am the technology coordinator at my church.





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  • roadbloc
    Apr 16, 06:55 AM
    Uh please.

    It's great that Google bought Android but there's a very few things google have done on their own.

    Uh please.

    Google has done a helluva lot to Android since they bought it. Android is unrecognisable now to what it was in 05. They have simply bought a brand name to get their product popular.

    In other words, you are talking rubbish sir. Stop accusing people of trolling, when they are simply telling it how it is.





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  • mwheeler609
    Apr 14, 08:35 PM
    Give me some wise decision guys�

    I am badly in need for a new iDevice. My last device was the iPod Touch 1st Generation. I am planning to get both the iPhone and iPad, but will only get one now and wait for the other one in the next update.

    So which is better now?

    Get iPhone 4 White, and wait for iPad 3�
    or
    Get iPad 2, and wait for iPhone 5?

    I am leaning towards the first option because the iPhone 4 feels like a revolution while the iPad 2 feels like a small upgrade and I wish it has a retina screen. But on the other hand, the iPhone 4 feels old now and iPad 2 just released.


    I just ordered the iPad 2, white, and have an iPhone 4, personally either option works fine, every time a new product comes out the old one (if in good shape) sells for a real good price and can pretty much be flipped for a new one, got 220 for my iphone 3g when the iphone 4 came out





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  • Frosticus
    May 3, 07:45 AM
    Anyone got UK prices yet? Page errors when I click the "Select an iMac" button on the store..





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  • 840quadra
    Dec 1, 04:44 PM
    lol system 7? Why?? No one runs Windows 95 for fun...

    Exactly!

    It is not Windows 95, and that is for me to worry about.





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    Apr 8, 09:34 PM
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  • ThugZilla
    Apr 24, 10:26 AM
    I was planning to replace my Vibant on Tmobile with a Samsung Galaxy SII, but the iPhone will certainly change my mind.





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  • Donz0r
    Jul 25, 12:37 AM
    That's SO Cool. I really do imagine seeing this in the full screen iPods. it's so wierd that I JUST TODAY described the rumored 'true video ipod' and she says " well the screen would get fingerprints all over it" which I had never thought of. This is Perfect. I don't think that apple will release a full screen rumored true video ipod Without something exactly like this.

    This is not only plausable, but I really think that it's probable. I'd bet money on this being with the true video ipod.





    ten-oak-druid
    Apr 28, 01:47 PM
    Nokia is dying.





    meepm00pmeep
    Oct 23, 09:07 AM
    just another way to put more $ into Microsoft's pockets... it's a good thing i refuse to install Windows on my MBP





    hayesk
    Mar 31, 08:40 PM
    That's terrible. I use a computer because I don't want to use paper. And I don't want to see paper on my computer screen. Bone-heads. Need to get rid of these old paper-centric fogies at Apple.

    Really? I use the a computer because it is easier to enter, store, and edit information. Not because I don't want it to look like paper. The less "high-tech" a computer looks, the better, in my opinion. It makes it more friendly and approachable.

    I'd like to see some testing done on whether these "like the real thing" UIs help. This leads to every window looking different, and while that may sound awful, it might be easier to see the window you want out of a see of windows. It also leads to the app being more approachable.

    As for the distraction argument, full screen mode is supposed to eliminate that, so if iCal is in the background, you'll never see it. There's also the Hide function in every app.





    pdjudd
    Jun 6, 08:53 AM
    Good thing that Apple takes parental controls as seriously as they take porn in their Disney store... Oh, wait. They don't.
    Exactly what does parental controls have to do with this story?





    ComputersaysNo
    Apr 28, 04:17 PM
    I noticed that a jpeg of a white iphone is more kb's also, so it must be true.



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